All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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I think I've discovered the secret of life you just hang around until you get used to it.
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement.
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I know the answer The answer lies within the heart of all mankind The answer is twelve I think I'm in the wrong building.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
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Try not to have a good time.. This is supposed to be educational.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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No problem is too big to run away from.
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I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown Have you ruled out stupidity? Peanuts, Charles M
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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