Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
The BlackBerry is arguably the best wireless e-mail device in the world
The wireless industry needs to think about what to do about wireless vice before government decides for us
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma
Are you who I think you are?
She is alone and we have no family there, ... She has been asking me to move to Los Angeles. I have spent months considering this. I love my patients but my daughter must come first.
I kept giving her donkey ears.
Certainly, on many occasions, as far as their mistresses, broken marriages and financial affairs are concerned, customers would confide in us
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.