I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
He told me just to keep the ball low.
I can't wait until we make an eagle.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
The sweetest two words are next time. The sourest word is if.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.