Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
Happiness is surely the best teacher of good manners: only the unhappy are churlish in deportment.
I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.
It's a good thing to turn your mind upside down now and then, like an hour-glass, to let the particles run the other way.
There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.
Philadelphia was the first city to foresee the advantages of a Federal constitution and oatmeal as a breakfast food.
Only the sinner has the right to preach.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.