You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist
Christopher Paolini
Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.
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People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.
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Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more.
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Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.
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He's acting as foolish as a kitten.. But then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.
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If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!- Angela to Eragon
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Her sculptured face was as perfect as a painting.
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(..)best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!
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