All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
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Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the middle lane, listening to AM radio. Up alongside comes a tractor trailer of logs or concrete pipe, a tie-down strap breaks, and the load dumps on top of your little sheetmetal ride. Crushed under a world of concrete, you're sandwiched like so much meat salad between layers of steel and glass. In that last, fast flutter of your eyelids, you looking down that long tunnel toward the bright God Light and your dead grandma walking up to hug you--do you want to be hearing another radio commercial for a mega, clearance, closeout, blow-out liquidation car-stereo sale?
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!
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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.
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Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?
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I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.
If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.
They should let some people into the library by prescription only
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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.
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They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relative to one specific time and place. They said that if anything should force us to modify our personal behavior it should be our allegiance to a social contract, not some vague, externally imposed threat of flaming punishment.
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Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.
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