The Labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.
You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.
I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair
While Elvis was a country boy who sang 'black' . . . Chuck Berry provided the mirror image where country music was filtered through an R
It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody.
Schoolchildren and older people like the idea of planting trees. For children, it's interesting that an acorn will grow into an oak, and for older people it's a legacy. And the act of planting a tree is not that difficult.
I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.
If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.
I like New York. There are similarities with London that make it feel rather like home, but at the same time it's slightly fictional.
My favourite plant is the foxglove. I think they are a perfect balance between being a garden plant and a wild plant, as at home in woodland as they are in a city.
I remember being in China and realising how irrelevant not even Britain is, but also Europe. We're just another remote country that hardly impinges on some places at all.
I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.
If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television. It doesn't do you any favours in terms of showing you what you look like and what your emotions are.
Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.