I cannot give advice. How can I when I do not authorise success. I authorise it alright. Smile.
Advice is more agreeable in the mouth than in the ear.
Good advice is never as helpful as an interest-free loan.
My regimen is lust and avarice for exercise, gluttony and sloth for relaxation.
Faith of the bore: everything is worth saying.
Never ask a bore a question.
Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining.
Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.
Change often makes accepted customs into crimes.
Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation!
I change my opinions often, but not my way of thinking.
Our most important decisions are made while we are thinking about something else.
Most of my decisions in life seem absent-minded but inevitable.
Prudence suspects that happiness is a bait set by risk.
In love, self-love is always at risk.