Always drink upstream from the herd
Cowboy Proverb
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
dance timing rain
Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence
man naked
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around
person influence dog
You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides
true horse
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
find stop thing
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
day hot
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning
morning face mirror
Don't squat with your spurs on
Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none
drink
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
humor leadership
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