I imagine that the intelligent people are the ones so intelligent that they don't even need or want to look 'intelligent' anymore.
Criss Jami
With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.
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I always make sure that the world will prove me right. It gives me the freedom to contradict myself.
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Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather easy to set aside, but those whom a person shares a sense of humor with are his closest friends. They are always there to make the biggest influence.
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You have to lift a person up before you can really put them in their place.
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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
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The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.
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You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.
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I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.
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The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.
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When you're truly awesome, you know that it's actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.
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The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
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The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.
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