Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Cynthia Nelms
happy miserable
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
men shopping call research
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.
marriage happy secret spouse
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
thetimes time leave cold
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
life live
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
women men
Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens
proof world aliens
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