Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens