Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
men
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.
marriage
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
thetimes time
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
life
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
men women
Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens