I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.
Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.<br/>Dr. Leeds: Now, do you sing to him?<br/>Miranda: Only if he's been bad.
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.
I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
Doctor: Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.<br/>Miranda: Is it possible it's just on strike?
Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.<br/>Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.<br/>Samantha: That's how I know!
Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
Abortion is a right I feel must not go away, and I feel like people aren't mobilizing so much because it's so complicated and it's difficult to understand.
I used to just take every job that seemed relatively appealing. But now I take a job and it's in the trades the next day - it feels like people are watching and waiting to see what you do, and when you do take a job, attention is noted.
There are a lot of myths about gay people.
In terms of sexual orientation I don't really feel I've changed. I don't feel there was a hidden part of my sexuality that I wasn't aware of. I'd been with men all my life, and I'd never fallen in love with a woman. But when I did, it didn't seem so strange.
My private life is private. But at the same time, I have nothing to hide.
What I do for exercise sort of depends on what's happening in the rest of my life.