I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
I've seen the hell these people go through.
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. And all I did was grow up in your home.
Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
College kids, don't be taking examples from me.