Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
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For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
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There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.
Sorry. I just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.
Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner? I shrugged. I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.
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