I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
Never trust a man with a penis.
After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)
Mr. And Mrs. Lowell are not receiving.'What the hell did that mean? 'I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have a few questions. I think their daughter is in danger.