THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.
It is illegal to yell fire in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like Flames! Or Smoke maker! Or Bad hot!
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.