Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl [Reiner].
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.
Those songs [Mary Poppins score] didn't just get under my skin, they became a part of me then and there, and thinking about it now, they've never left.
I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.
I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't.
I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're denying that they are addicted, say it's stress this, it's this, it's that. But I - it's - I think - I really believe there is a gene. Some people become addicted and others don't.
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that.
So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.
I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old nightclub partner passed away, Phil Erickson down in Atlanta. He - I owe him everything. He put me in the business and taught me about everything I know.
So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.
I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.