I saw the horrible way that people could treat each other. That may be the saddest thing of all. I saw greed and anger and murder and a total lack of concern for human life. It was a wicked side of the human soul that I saw.. And it saddened me to know that such a dark place existed.
D.J. MacHale
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns.. And clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
funny humor people world hate clowns
If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
funny humor death grave dead kill
There's always two ways of looking at things.. That seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.
friendship loyalty
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
funny
I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.
funny humor sci-fi
Mark: When did you learn to drive?Courtney: About three seconds ago.
funny humor
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren't the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
inspirational
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
truth
I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
hate clowns
I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe. It was haunted. The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for.
home haunted house
Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.''Can't.''Why not?''Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off
humorous
people
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
science-fiction
Hobey-Ho, let's go.
sci-fi
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