I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up the rain.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
I never let a rhinestone go unturned
I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Find out who you are and do it on purpose.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.