Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
A hypocrite is a person whobut who isn't
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?