I would rather start a family than finish one.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast the descendants who boast of ancestors i would rather start a family than one blood will tell but often it tells too much
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them.
What man calls civilization always results in deserts
There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us.
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.
In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.
Well well boss there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it sing your faith in what you get to eat right up to the minute you are eaten for you are going to be eaten
Dear boss i relay this information without any fear that humanity will take warning and reform
There are more things twixt the vermiform appendix and nirvana than are dreamt of in thy philosophy horatio
I have noticed that when chickens quit quarreling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them i wonder if it might not be the same with the human race
Dance mehitabel dance caper and shake a leg what little blood is left will fizz like wine in a keg
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.