Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
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I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
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I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
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There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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MenThey hail you as their morning starBecause you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different; And once they have you, safe and sound, They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on; They'd make of you another person. They cannot let you go your gait; They influence and educate. They'd alter all that they admired. They make me sick, they make me tired.
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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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