Sometimes it just feels really really wonderful to be alive.
Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count.
Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.
New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.
On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen.
People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
People will always choose more money over more sex.
Technology favors horrible people.
Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.
Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be something. How odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people.
What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?
With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
You can never become rich unless you like rich people.
Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.