If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news
Douglas Noel Adams
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear.
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79...
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
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Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
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A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. (from Mostly Harmless)
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Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
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You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist
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When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
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