Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
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The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world
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Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
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There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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