The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock (Westminster Chimes) will hear the tune over a million times.
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on
It was very important to be here. It's a continuation of life
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
They also said it about a lot of nutcases.
I can't imagine not having music in my life, playing for myself or for other people.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.