A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine that he is polite all the time.
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.