I am an evil Giraffe.
What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!
Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Noah, stop what you're doing and build me an ark! I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.
No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir? Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts? Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?
I'm a one-man idiot.
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
(Talking about American and British Language) You say 'erbs and we say herbs. Because there's a fucking 'H' in it
As long as they're homophobic behind closed doors, and don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it.
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.