Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Noah, stop what you're doing and build me an ark! I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.
No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir? Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts? Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?