It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date.
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Elizabeth Bennet, will you do me the great honor of not going to prom with me?
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And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.
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You've got to step up, Emme. They need to hear your voice, hear you. You're better than being stuck in the background.
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It's very easy to get a boy to leave the room. It's much harder to get him to leave your thoughts.
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And anything that might hurt me would just make me stronger in the end.
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If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?
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3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad hair days only.
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2) Members will attend events together as a group, including, but not limited to, Homecoming, Prom, parties, and other couply events, despite possibly being labeled as freaks and getting jealous looks from guys who wish we were their hot dates, but instead have to settle for some lame wannabe.
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Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem.
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