Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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