Is it still artificial intelligence when the task is to model human stupidity, or would only preventing its devastating consequences get an AI rating?
We have no mom-and-pop oil rigs in Norway.
Travel is a meat thing.
In a fight against something, the fight has value, victory has none. In a fight for something, the fight is a loss, victory merely relief.
I believe that structure is a product, not a process.
You have failed to consider the ramifications of the solutions and pose a problem that simply would not exist if you did. This taxes my patience, which is already legendary in its general absence.
Elegance is necessarily unnatural, only achieveable at great expense. If you just do something, it won't be elegant, but if you do it and then see what might be more elegant, and do it again, you might, after an unknown number of iterations, get something that is very elegant.
If Perl is the solution, you're solving the wrong problem.