When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Housework can kill you if done right.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows