Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows