I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.