The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa, the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.