I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Nice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.