George Carlin quotes on atheism

  I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percent rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't.. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe.. Same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same.. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself..  
George Carlin

Quotes by author George Carlin

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