Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
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[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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