I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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