I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got it two ways - Im still making movies, and Im a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.