Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes.
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout Bang!
Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.
Whatever right the Second Amendment protects is not as important as it was 200 years ago.. The government should deconstitutionalize the subject by repealing the embarrasing Amendment.
This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant
The theory is that election to Congress is tantamount to being dispatched to Washington on a looting raid for the enrichment of your state or district, and no other ethic need inhibit the feeding frenzy
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Americans, endowed by their solicitous government with an ever-expanding array of entitlements, now have the whiny mentality that an entitlement culture breeds.
Scholars concede but cannot explain the amazing chemistry of Cub fans' loyalty. But their unique steadfastness through thin and thin has something to do with the team's Franciscan simplicity.
Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.