A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve itto that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men