I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother
George R.R. Martin
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.
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My head is too large, although I prefer to think it is large enough for my mind.
And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history? If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
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Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit
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If I could pray with my dick, I 'd be much more religious
The letter... What did your lords make of it, I wonder?Stannis snorted. Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well.
Ser Cleos raised a shout. When Jaime looked up, Brienne was lumbering along the clifftop well ahead of them, having cut across a finger of land while they were following the bend in the river. She threw herself off the rock, and looked almost graceful as she folded into a dive. It would have been ungracious to hope that she would smash her head on a stone.
After the brightness of the morning, the interior of the pavilion seemed cool and dim. Stannis seated himself on a plain wooden camp stool and waved Davos to another. One day I may make you a lord, smuggler. If only to irk Celtigar and Florent. You will not thank me, though. It will mean you must suffer through these councils, and feign interest in the braying of mules. Why do you have them, if they serve no purpose?The mules love the sound of their own braying, why else? And I need them to haul my cart.
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