Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?
George R.R. Martin
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.
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And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history? If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
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Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit
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Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs.
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I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.
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She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defiance. And she is greedy. Greedy for power, for honour, for love.
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Jon: 'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.
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