After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!
Greg Curtis
They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?
funny language humour
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!
funny cats dogs humour
If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.
funny wishes humour
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!
funny life acting humour
God does not play dice, bankers do.
funny money gambling humour
The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!
funny brevity humour
And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!
funny bible lions humour
funny life humour
The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!
philosophy motto mantra
People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.
writing writing-advice
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