Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows marriage does.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.