Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.
Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.