Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
I'm a sworn enemy of convention. I despite the conventional in anything, even the arts. I paint canvasses on the floor and drove one art teacher out of his mind. But that's just the way I paint best.
I've met the most interesting people while flying or on a boat. These methods of travel seem to attract the kind of people I want to be with.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
I'm fifty-one years old, but I'm not through yet. I have lived a full life, and intend packing in quite a lot more.
Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.
I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance.
Any girl can be glamorous. All she has to do is stand still and look stupid.
Every girl would like to marry a rich husband. I did twice. But what divides girls into two groups is this question - do you first think of money and then love, or vice versa?
I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.
All creative people want to do the unexpected.
I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to somebody else. Money is to be enjoyed.
I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don't have to stay that way.
I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.
I would tell anyone who wants something from someone else to feign not wanting it. People are perverse. If you show great affection to them, they'll run the other way.