The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar a practice which is still continued.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
You will never win if you never begin.
The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you've already given him your love, bottling
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds
Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor